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June 2009 
How to make a women happy....
Posted on Dec 29th, 2008
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
This is one of those emails that arrived in my in box, to remind me that the deck is stacked against me...as the ONE who sent it to me, rehearses her lines for the play she is in "the vagina monologues" ...why is it that one out of three women are abused by men when ...being naked and bringing food seems so simple!!!
Hoping for a great New Year...
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hahahah..as you can tell we are simple creatures who don’t ask for much..have a very happy New Year.Thanks for this great blog..gave me a good laugh..only coz i can relate to it so well : )
This is so funny…..I laughed along with Boundless Freedom!
Just a few notes as far as I’m concerned….a no no for nr 12 and 13 stylist and decorator…me and my sista’s are definitely in charge of how the house is going to look … and forget about nr. 14, 15 16 and 18, sexologist, gynecologist, psychologist, psychiatrist……we don’t like it if he knows EVERYthing about us as long as he just listens when we wanna talk about it…
I actually had it happen years ago when i dated a guy and just jokingly I said I was going to show up at his house at his birthday just wearing my coat and nothing underneath and that was going to be his present. When his birthday came, I arrived early before any guests, I had carefully picked out some very nice presents, wearing a pretty new dress but he didn’t care at all and was actually angry at me that I didn’t follow up on the “promise”, which to me was just something said teasingly. But he had taken it all seriously and was pissed off! I couldn’t believe it, but haha now I do!
One correction or clarification:
Show up naked if your weight is equal or less than 130 pounds ! : ))
:p
I followed Joanna’s comment to this blog.
Simply. Hillarious.
I’d like to add a masculine clarification to Joanna’s correction/clarification:
Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder.
If you got it, flaunt it, no matter if you are 110 pounds, 125 pounds, 150 pounds…I think you get the point. :))))
And, to be safe, bring some food! :o
In overlooking this list, it is definitely NOT in order of priorities…during my fifty-six years of playing the man role, it has appeared to me that MONEY seems to increase the odds of a really young good looking ‘naked’ women delivering the food…but, by lack of experience i can not verify this as the top priority of this very long list….another thing not at the top of the list is the ‘timing factor’… that desperate moment in a lifetime when ‘everything’ looks absolutely delicious to a women, bringing in the “here and now” factor of the common man.
If any of the females would care to enlighten me to the priority of ‘items’ …i always love learning new things about…and remember according to this email men can’t really count or relate past two….
Rasa, I can’t give you any list of priorities: i am in the 0.5 % of population who thinks differently.
So you better ask someone else.
For women: definitely it is safer to brink Chimay instead of Budweiser.
.. actually why not.. I will give you my top 5 for men:
a rich(3) and intelligent (2) pest exterminator (1) who can make a fantastic breakfast (5) and is honest (4) about the fact that he will never stop looking at other girls - therefore he is not denying his nature
“strong” is not on my list: I know a way to move furniture myself : )
With the number 4 answer i have moved you a couple decimal points to the left..0.005%…but as an artist i know the real truth of you being one in billions that have ever set foot on gaia…but, do you move furniture naked with the buffet on the furniture?
ps…three more days to 2009? Seems this is heading towards a very very ‘different’ kind of year already…
Rasa, I will take it as a compliment.
(4) THEY taught me this.
Besides.. one way of getting know another person better
is, to give him a lot of freedom, and see what he will do.
Believe me I am not the KIND of woman who would move furniture naked.
Unlike 99.5 % of them : )
Sorry to disappoint you….
….guess that the tides and the moons splendor holds plenty of much to be accounted for, huh:-)))
hmmmm… I am out of comments… but can accept that is funny :))) my ex bf said just that I was too much… what in the world means that? I would appreciate if a man can be honest and smart and well, I do not disclose that, and that’s it… I have service providers for everything else like pest, heating, a/c, etc… so, what is the big deal? Men do not need to rescue us every single day… we are okay…
Thank you Robert for the good laugh :)))
so, here is the synchronicity of the the moment i received this email….i was backing “my other’s ” car out of the drive in order to pick her up from work to take her to get a message..(because of health/insurance ‘problems’ i am the taxi driver, too)….i just wasn’t “paying attention” and i ran into my own car which was sitting peacefully in the driveway. it was almost funny and amusing at the moment…as moments before the “crash” i was pissed and upset…as i had gone down to my studio office to use the phone to call my eye doctor to order some more contact lenses, when i discovered NO phone…after searching and searching the three floors of the house…i counldn’t find “my” own phone….i was so pissed…
so what’s the real lesson here…WE are both, and ALL ONEself …serving ONEself…so let’s all just get naked and dance…it’s almost 2009!!!! and let the chocolate fountain flow so everything can be dipped and covered in it …
life is hysterical…happy new year….!!!!!
It IS already a hilariously HAPPY New year!
Esp. after realizing that I am one of the lucky few who has found a soul/mind/body/mate who actually is more than 50 of that loooong list!!!
Off the record, the best part is that it is soo mutual, reciprocal & shared that I not only show up naked but bring Food, Beer AND JOY! WHat else is there to life!?! :)
gr/heARTfully & funnily,
DD :)
Like, when was that moment that life began the journey of I AM JOY…and pronoia filled in the rest?
This post requires a response. I love the video version, and I am always amused that breasts can flop freely and penises are censored. I have a whole art project about that.
Joy Bringer, you have the only one? I have discovered that I need several men to make me happy in all the ways listed.
A woman needs a man who
Is a good provider.
a passionate lover
handy around the house
a good conversationalist
and it is very important that these men not meet each other!
i want to see that art project….
Joy is ONE with ONE…or ONE on ONE ..ONE in ONE…????
and ….i am basically a chicken…if ALL the women of the world showed up ‘naked with food’ knocking at my door…i would stay in my cave with the door locked….probably in total FEAR that utopia had finally arrived and i would have to find a new purpose in life…
Robert, you could be IN the art project. There are 100 men…
Carla,
WE HAVE to see and even BE in that project! Absolutely!
And those other men - introductions are in place/plan, yes?
I am soo into polyamory ideas these days and I need to walk/dance my talk… :)
Rasa, nothing better than THAT utopia becoming reality and Pronoia is unavoidable as you well know from so much priceless experience as a man doing/being all those on that looong list. Those women showing up at your door are the lucky ones… have I imagined too little? :) More happiness to shower U/we Oui!
Imagination vs Intuition…intuition appears as LISTENING to the heart/mind of god/goddess dancing as ONE…imagination appears as an act of playing with the mind of ideas and concepts to create more chaos in the world…just my perspective at this point of illusions unfolding and peeling away from all that is real…it’s those drunken addicted purposeless genius men that are knocking at the door that make the dance challenging..beautiful pure perfect love-before, behind, left, right, up and dowm…the universe and heart of reality showering the beauty of utopia as that perspective of truth dancing naked….
I’d like to 2nd what Michael said —
Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder.